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Make Your Next Graphic Design Job The Last. How to retire rich in a few easy steps

We all dream of spending our working days lying back on deck chairs eating cheese sandwiches on an overcast summer's day. But then we remember the mortgage/kids/wife's $500 a day drug habit and our fantasies turned to dust. It doesn't have to be like this.

We show you in 5 easy steps how you can quit your bad Graphic Design job and spend the rest of your life living on the easy road.

Step 1: Think of yourself in a better and lower place and take a look at it going to happen

This is your first step towards financial freedom. Imagine if you'd yourself sit on top of a huge pile of money, throw it in the air with gay leave and why not? Congratulations you just made the first step to making this a reality. Forget about the career of a graphic designer you've mapped out. Let's join the unemployed rich instead.

Step 2: Tell the boss what you think of him and burn those bridges!

Now it's time to get some returns. Remember when your design studio manager kept you late and manually inserted the text of the 1oo page farm brochure by hand and then laughed at you in your face? Right, we'll show him who's the boss. 

A good way to forcibly remove it from the office and get some extra kudo from fellow graphic design employees is to take the landfill and let it fester in the drawer on the boss's desk. Just wait for his reaction when he smells the sick action. You're history.

Step 3: When you reach the rock bottom the only way is up, up and away

No job = No money, right? Wrong you putz. How do you think bums and beggars fill there are days outside sainsburys? That's right - drink and rob. It's not really necessary to take your drink and drug habits at this stage but it won't jeopardize your chances of success.

Now it would also be a good opportunity to get rid of the other half if you happen to have it. The place of domestic violence after hitting a bottle is usually quite a boost. Hey Presto, one more grueling burdon off your back!

Step 4: Remember to keep your vision and your dreams coming true

At any stage in this degenerate journey, never lose sight of the image we visualized in the step of one of you sitting astride a large pile of banknotes.

They can take your dignity but not your dreams. After a few years of spending as a street bum it's time to get this show on the road. Thinking hard about your daily life before, is there someone in your remote family or a circle of friends who has a huge stash of easy disposable cash? It's time to visit them with a hat in hand.

Step 5: Invest wisely and you can say hello to the life of an abandoned wanton

Now that you've secured a huge amount of your cash from the aquaintence of your choice, it's wise not to blow it all in one go on a 200-foot golden statue of yourself or buy an amusement park complete with a zoo.

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No, you don't want to be going back to nine to five days of graphic design work right? There are a thousand ways to invest your cash so it will sit pretty and keep giving you a steady stream or income for a long time.

Properties such as 'as safe as home' or perhaps putting them all into a high-interest savings account. It takes a long time to reach your goal and hopefully the pain, poor health and loneliness have been worth it.